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Mark Twain's Speeches

Mark Twain

The opening of this work features an introduction by W. D. Howells, who reflects on Twain's unique oratory style, emphasizing the effectiveness of his words when spoken aloud compared to written form.

"Mark Twain's Speeches" by Mark Twain is a collection of oratory works. The opening of this work features an introduction by W. D. Howells, who reflects on Twain's unique oratory style, emphasizing the effectiveness of his words when spoken aloud compared to written form.

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This is an occasion peculiarly meet for the digging up of pleasant reminiscences concerning literary folk; therefore I will drop lightly into history myself. Standing here on the shore of the Atlantic and contemplating certain of its largest literary billows, I am reminded of a thing which happened to me thirteen years ago, when I had just succeeded in stirring up a little Nevadian literary puddle myself, whose spume-flakes were beginning to blow thinly Californiaward. I started an inspection tramp through the southern mines of California. I was callow and conceited, and I resolved to try the virtue of my ‘nom de guerre’.

I very soon had an opportunity. I knocked at a miner’s lonely log cabin in the foot-hills of the Sierras just at nightfall. It was snowing at the time. A jaded, melancholy man of fifty, barefooted, opened the door to me. When he heard my ‘nom de guerre’ he looked more dejected than before. He let me in—pretty reluctantly, I thought—and after the customary bacon and beans, black coffee and hot whiskey, I took a pipe. This sorrowful man had not said three words up to this time. Now he spoke up and said, in the voice of one who is secretly suffering, “You’re the fourth—I’m going to move.” “The fourth what?” said I. “The fourth littery man that has been here in twenty-four hours—I’m going to move.” “You don’t tell me!” said I; “who were the others?” “Mr. Longfellow, Mr. Emerson, and Mr. Oliver Wendell Holmes—consound the lot!”

Contents

  1. 01Introduction
  2. 02Preface
  3. 03From the Preface to the English Edition of “Mark Twain’s Sketches”
  4. 04The Story of a Speech
  5. 05Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims
  6. 06Compliments and Degrees
  7. 07Books, Authors, and Hats
  8. 08Dedication Speech
  9. 09Die Schrecken Der Deutschen Sprache [the Horrors of the German Language]
  10. 10German for the Hungarians
  11. 11A New German Word
  12. 12Unconscious Plagiarism
  13. 13The Weather
  14. 14The Babies
  15. 15The Babies
  16. 16Our Children and Great Discoveries
  17. 17Educating Theatre-Goers
  18. 18The Educational Theatre
  19. 19Poets as Policemen
  20. 20Pudd’nhead Wilson Dramatized
  21. 21Daly Theatre
  22. 22The Dress of Civilized Woman
  23. 23Dress Reform and Copyright
  24. 24College Girls
  25. 25Girls
  26. 26The Ladies
  27. 27Woman’s Press Club
  28. 28Votes for Women
  29. 29Woman-An Opinion
  30. 30Advice to Girls
  31. 31Taxes and Morals
  32. 32Address Delivered in New York, January 22, 1906
  33. 33Tammany and Croker
  34. 34Municipal Corruption
  35. 35Municipal Government
  36. 36China and the Philippines
  37. 37Theoretical Morals
  38. 38Layman’s Sermon
  39. 39University Settlement Society
  40. 40Public Education Association
  41. 41Education and Citizenship
  42. 42Courage
  43. 43The Dinner to Mr. Choate
  44. 44On Stanley and Livingstone
  45. 45Henry M. Stanley
  46. 46Dinner to Mr. Jerome
  47. 47Henry Irving
  48. 48Dinner to Hamilton W. Mabie
  49. 49Introducing Nye and Riley
  50. 50Dinner to Whitelaw Reid
  51. 51Rogers and Railroads
  52. 52The Old-Fashioned Printer
  53. 53Society of American Authors
  54. 54Reading-Room Opening
  55. 55Literature
  56. 56Disappearance of Literature
  57. 57The New York Press Club Dinner
  58. 58The Alphabet and Simplified Spelling
  59. 59Spelling and Pictures
  60. 60Books and Burglars

About this edition

Author
Mark Twain
Era
Modern (c. 1800–1945)
Reading level
Intermediate: some philosophy helps
Formats
EPUB, PDF
Length
198 pages
This edition
Modern Philosophers